Saturday, August 2, 2014

Texas Birding: The Final Chapter and No Room for Tears

Even though the solid birding continued through the Bolivar Flats and in Galveston Bay, the smell of the sea and the thrill of new birds could not dissuade a rising feeling in my gut. No, this was not the same familiar gut feeling that came after eating at too many roadside diners. This was a pain of sadness, of melancholy, for I knew my time in Texas was drawing to a close. I knew there were still birds to see, but also plenty for which I had passed the opportunity to see. Luck had not provided Brown Jays nor Mexican Crows nor Becards, and I failed to turn up Red-billed Pigeon through my own endeavors. That wasn't even the worst of it. Purple Gallinule and Fulvous-whistling Duck both continued to elude me, as did Ringed Kingfisher. While I was eagerly anticipating a return to civilization, booze refills, and showers in Austin, I mourned the continued absence of these birds from my life, a life that already lacks big piles of cash, big piles of babes, and big piles of jet skiis. Surely I could get at least one more bird?
There was one last glimmer of hope between Galveston and Austin, one faint possibility of grabbing a figurative toothpick (the worst kind, by the way) and snatching just a little bit more victory from between the teeth of the jaws of defeat. 
Brazos Bend SP had a solid eBird list, it was reasonably en route, and it had one of my truant target species listed there. The first bird I saw was not such a target bird, but an FOY Mississippi Kite is a pretty sweet flyover, even if it's a silhouette. These birds are singularly attractive, and I need to pay them a visit at their tiny breeding spot in St. David, AZ again.


Brazos Bend is pretty well known in the Texas birding circles, especially for an inland site, but to an outsider it had no notoriety relative to the famous coastal or river valley sites. The layout is more or less similar to other state parks one would expect in such areas, several vegetated lakes with grassy walkways bordered by thick deciduous woods. It goes without saying, this being a Texas park, that there were also Purple Martin colonies supported on the premises.



There is always an easiest way to do a thing, and then a panoply of comparatively easy ways to do that same thing. Seldom do I land anywhere on that spectrum.
I hit Brazos Bend at about 1:00 in the pm and about 100° on the thermometer. This was impeccably poor timing even with a MIKI near the parking lot. Luckily the lugubrious pond reptiles didn't utilize watches, and thus didn't know any better. Red-eared Sliders were quite common at the water features, and sported varying amounts of home-grown salad on their trailers.


The Brazos Bend target bird would be in the same sort of muck as the hestian reptiles, so I spent the first hour or so circulating the lakes and putting some final touches on my two-week sunburn--I was determined my neck would peel like an onion, or die trying. A species of softshell turtle, maybe a Spiny, was surprisingly removed from its element, perhaps in a solar-charged attempt to rid itself of a discomforting collection of leeches.


The organization and maintenance around the Brazos lakes really was on point. Large willow and oak trees dripping with spanish moss lined the grassy expanses and many waders populated the densely-padded banks. Contemplative Anhingas surveyed overhead, pondering just exactly what the hell kind of bird they really want to be. 


There were no rare or unexpected waders, but Brazos boasted very respectable diversity, including the birds shown below and also two Ibis species and some other deemed unworthy of the camera.


I would also be remiss not in mentioning that the deeper, more open sloughs had some oversized aquatic lizards whose parents never taught them not to stare. The fellow shown below was maybe 5 feet long in total, which means he still has a few more years to go until sexual maturity. Five feet tall and sexually immature...we all remember that awkward age. 


The grassy, picnic type areas were productive as well, though they held little promise of new birds. Yellow-throated and White-eyed Vireos both sang from the thicker trees surrounding the openings, while Cardinals, Blue Jays, and Common Crows gave their same old shtick where they had the space. I know that any references to Poe on a bird blog should be accompanied by a photo of a Raven, but look at this Crow. It actually looks that eloquent, morose ol' necrophiliac. Maybe there's something to reincarnation after all. Maybe I anthropoemorphize too much.


The wooded areas also provided some clear looks at Tufted Titmouse, a bird I saw surprisingly little of in Texas, and one which to my shame I had never photographed before. It's always them young ones that can't stay away from the camera. Profile duck-face! This TUTI would later upload this shot to its FB page for sure totes, accompanied by many like pokes.



More worthwhile and not far away was an ebullient Northern Parula. My prior sightings of this bird were mangy vagrants in Arizona, always in non-bedding plumage. Finally I had my face properly melted, that is, melted all the way through, not just melted around the edges and left with a cold center like a friggin' Hot Pocket.


These birds might well be accredited as one of the top ten most gorgeous passerines in North America if they weren't also among the most common, widespread, and conspicuous eastern warbler species. It requires some skill not to oversaturate and expose this bird when it's in direct sun. I do not possess this skill. The southern Parula populations start their breeding in March. Time and food permitting, they sometimes have a go at a second brood before the season is over. The image of virility. 


After completing a few of the various lake circuits I was pretty pleased with Brazos Bend, and able to say it exceeded my expectations (which, of course, were lower than they should have been). But apart from opening yet another county account I had added nothing of real note to my trip list. 
On any given trek when the target birds aren't showing the seed of doubt starts to grow. It can grow and grow, spreading throughout one's body, sapping the limbs of their strength and the mind of its will. It's at this pivotal time when the hardcore and/or vacationing birder has to murder that seed, kill it with some sort of toxic spray, like say, bourbon or something, and then press on. 
Luckily the Bulleit rye had one swig left in it, and luckily the PUGA was frolicking in the pickerel weed, around the last and largest of the lakes, a weed in which it is very good to frolic. I have dipped on this bird before as a vagrant in AZ. I managed not to see it ever before in Texas, nor when birding in Florida. Finally, I got to put this gorgeous swamp chicken to bed, and then make cuddle spoons too.
#loveyouhateyougallinule


This particular specimen was a wonderful ambassador. The years of frustration could finally be released, leaking out of my face as I wept openly, softly at first and then with tremendous violence. The bird came very close, no doubt attracted to the cloud of dragonflies eating the cloud of non-dragonflies around my head. Crush you very much PUGA.


Red-billed Pigeon was a lost opportunity and Fulvous Ducks just weren't in the cards. Nevertheless, with a pretty full sense of satisfaction, I completed the trip to Austin where I spent that evening and the next recuperating at the domicile of one of Texas's crustiest and simultaneously gracious birding machines. 
Ah...to be under a roof and with plumbing again, to eat non-chain burgers, to sleep with straightened legs and parallel to the ground...these are commodities that soft, squishy, modern humans should not avoid for long, which domestic Purple Martins appreciate very well.

"Verily, my favorite burger comes with a generous topping of flies"

"Only barbarians and Cave Swallows sleep so impiously such as not to have a roof overhead"

The Austin revival was sorely needed, though I hit a run of bad luck bird-wise in the area. I was able to get quick, distant looks at a Ringed Kingfisher staked out by Nate at Roy G. Guerrero Park, but failed to turn up Barn and Eastern Screech Owls at either of their predictable spots. For my final morning of birding in Texas, I could turn up no more than an Indigo Bunting and some young didn't-know-any-betters in the form of a Ladder-backed Woodpecker and Eastern Phoebe.


Oh cruelty of cruelties, I still had to spend the night at the friggin' airport in SAT the next day after a series of mechanical problems and my continual parsimoniousness. Even going quietly into that last goodnight, the Texas birding was nothing short of phenomenal. I had never been birding out so long in any given day, seen so many birds in general nor recorded so many lifers as I did during my time in Texas. It was a wonderful trip, well worth the tormenting two year wait, and I want to thank everyone who helped along the way, especially Mike Motto at the Iowa Voice, Nate McGowan at This Machine Watches Birds, and the nice lady at Budget who knocked an extra $40 off my rental car because I was a "nice seeming young man." 
You all are almost as awesome as the birds. There will be more coming from farther east soon.

24 comments:

  1. That's one heckuva of a trip with a good strong finish -- thanks for taking us with you. As evidence of my greenhorn status in the birding world I hadn't ever seriously considered taking a trip to Texas. Now, however, after reading your posts, it is unfathomable to not consider going there. Plans in the works...

    Good grief, with crushes like these, the piles of money and babes will follow for sure! And jet skiis -- now that'd be a fun way to bird. I just ran into an enterprising birder the other day with a canoe strapped to the top of his van.

    Good stuff, Laurence -- all of it.

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    1. Cheers Josh,

      Jet skiis would be something. I've done some kayak-birding before, but not in pretty enough places and keeping the camera protected was pretty nerve-wracking.

      Texas in May is beyond belief. All of these resident species that I sought will be around, plus many dozens more of migrating passerines and shorebirds. It's nuts.

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  2. Anthropoemorphize.. nice. My favorite stories would have to be "The Purloined Feather" and "The Tit and the Pendulum Nest."

    Great photos as always! I'll miss the Texas series, but am looking forward to whatever you throw at us next

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    1. Gracias Doc. Martens,

      It doesn't get better than the Cask of Amontillado for me, even if that's an embarrassingly mainstream favorite to have.
      Picked up, dusted off, and thrown hard, even rudely. That's my style : )

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    2. You don't mean the Cacique of Amondillado? Or the Masked Boobie of the Red Death?

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    3. Nor do I mean the uhh...the uhh...The Raven...nor The Bell's (Vireo), Evening Grosbeak Star, Fairy-Wren Land...nah yours were way more clever. I think I'm out of my league on this one.

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  3. Loving the portrait shot of the PUGA!

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    1. Thanks Caitlin. It's great to have you stop by, and thank you for commenting. I hope to hear back from ya.

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  4. Yeah, that PUGA shot is awesome. As are the parula shots. What was your lifer tally from TX? Or did you already say? I just want to think about it and sigh and kick myself for letting work prevent me from a TX trip this year. Also- I heard a rumor about you maybe getting on a boat sometime?

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    1. It was something both embarrassing Jen (embarrassing considering I had lived in Dallas for 4 years), 28 lifers I think.
      What's really perverse about it is that I was in TX after migration. I really only got the residential birds and no big Mex. vagrants either. HItting it in May would be just absurd, everything I saw plus a few dozen Warblers, Thrushes, and shorebirds...I have to do it again, plus stupid Red-billed Pigeon.

      Like so many wanderlusty bums before, I look around and see land I know. The sea holds yet another birding frontier (that's closer by and more cost-effective than friggin' Alaska).

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  5. Hey Laurence- It appears that you missed on the NG- on yer "Photographed Birds". I feel that you would be very interested in my ebook "The man who saw too many goshawks". You should not go into trees or forests in order to observe and photograph the NG. Therefore no need to get into remote areas! The best - nelson briefer- Anacortes, WA.

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    1. Howdy Nelson,

      I don't have a whole lot by way of Goshawk photos. Maybe I am looking in all the wrong places.
      So then...how many Goshawks is too many Goshawks??

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  6. Ah it was to late, once I saw the words "Texas birding and final chapter" the tears started rolling in! Those are some amazing photos of both birds and reptiles! Do we only have one species of Softshell Turtle, and what type is it?

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    1. There there Caleb. I'll try to make another trip soon.

      I am not at all well versed in the species distribution of softshells in Arizona (or anywhere else). I also was remiss in not asking the hospitable fellow shown above if he knew of any in AZ.

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  7. This is all badass; jealous of the PUGA crush and glad you joined the NOPA crush club. Good having you here.

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    1. Thank you thank, it's good to be here.
      I am now heading over to your site though to see if you're a member of the Collared Plover club??

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  8. Got the PUGA! Nice work. Glad you finally got him after all our hard work earlier in the trip.

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    1. It's true Mike, I had to sacrifice you, offer up your suffering, that the bird gods would smile upon us.
      The good news is that, the way these things go, I'll now see tons of 'em after breaking the duck, so next time we're in Texas (in May!) they'll be jumping in front of the car and trying to mate with us. It'll be cool.

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  9. Hey Laurence,

    Congrats on an awesome Texas trip. You did a great job with finding all of the birds you did. As far as the misses are concerned, it gives you another reason to go back, eh?

    Awesome photos on this blog, the Parula has to be my favorite. What a crushing shot of it, and many others on here. And it looks like Nelson Briefer may be able to help you find Goshawk for your photo list. Epic!

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    1. Ha! Thanks Tommy,

      It certainly went well, really better than I could have expected or hoped for all considering. And yes, now I can start Goshawk hunting in downtown Phoenix, anywhere with columbid populations I guess? Keep an open eye there partner!

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  10. The shots of the Purple Gallinule are incredible. As a newcomer to your blog, I have to say you have a marvelous sense of humor-- I can't wait to keep reading!!

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    1. Thanks for taking the time to comment MB; it's great to have you stop by

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    2. No problem! A fellow blogger, Kathie Brown, recommended your blog :) We'd love to discuss the possibility of featuring your work on our Facebook page (www.facebook.com/metisbirding). Please email me at metis.birding@metisllc.com if you are interested! --Emily

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  11. Laurence, the photo of the purple gallinule is FANTASTIC! I am glad you finally spotted him! Sounds like a great trip! and you know, we do tend to get a bit greedy when birding. I know we want it all! I do! So keep on birding! Good luck!

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